Scratch that one off the list.

Well, that does it. I'm officially no longer a LUSH virgin.

Headed out early this morning, 9AM - On a Saturday!!! To head up to Cheltenham. We did this for two reasons. 1) We like the place and 2) I knew there was a Lush shop there.

We could have gone to Bristol, however in a bid not to loose the city of culture... Again, the City Council have decided to dig up everything and knock the rest of it over. I cant face that kind of pressure before I go to work.

So off in the car, we got the Cheltenham in good time, and found parking ontop of Regents Arcade; the same shopping center where a certain shop is located within. Parked and down on the ground we toddled off to our left in search of smellies galore. Went completely the wrong way of course, but we did have a 50-50 chance of that happening.

After a detour into some department store selling nothing of any value, BHS? We about turned and followed my nose to the right place. I have to admit for a brief second I hovered around the entrance, preparing to bite the bullet so to say; however any feelings on anxiousness were slightly relieved when I saw some other bloke buying stuff.

We went in, not quite as spectacularly as Father Ted came out, but we were in none the less. Looking around, I was even more surprised to see another man in there, although he did have a "When are we getting out of here" kind of face. Pottering around, and resisting the need to put a bit of everything in a bag we selected the items that we wanted to try and headed to the till.
Where we were greeted by a male store worker, well that did it for me.
And it should for you too!

Throw away your misconceptions of the store and jump in, head first. Trust me your nostrils demand it. Its not just for girlies who like smellies, they do a range of beard busting shaving creams too. Weevil would be proud of me.