Chop Chop

The new furniture we had ordered from House of Frasier arrived this morning, yayness. However, its one small downside was that it had to turn up at 7am. Not at my best, I stumbled down the hall to open the door. Outside were two of the most cheerful people I have ever met. I would not believe them when they insisted that they had been up since 3:45 that morning.

Pleasantries over with they got down to work, assembling our new (and very chunky) kitchen table. In all it took around 15 minutes with a tea break afterwards. I cannot believe how much space this thing takes up! It did not look that big in the store.
So we now have seven chairs, a table and an extension for it; and we have space for only the table and four chairs. May have to do a whole house shuffle.

I did manage however, to sort out the demise of our existing furniture. Mainly through the aid of a Black and Decker Power Saw and my good Mallet. I have not had an hour’s fun like that for quite some time. Pure carnage on a forestry scale.
I now have eight bags of neatly destroyed table and chairs, and being the resourceful person that I am, have already arranged for its destruction.

Weevils having a bonfire. Yay.