A man is on an airplane and he really really has to use thewashroom, but the men's one is occupied, so the stewardess lets him use the women's with one warning, "Don't press any of the buttons" she says.
So he goes into the washroom, and beside the toilet are 4 buttons, WW, WA,PP, and ATR. Since he's curious, he presses WW, and Warm Water splashes onto his arse. Then he presses WA and Warm Air dries it off. Thinking this is pretty cool, he press PP and Powder Puff poofs onto his butt. Now hes amazed, and he press ATR.
Next thing he knows he's in the hospital. He doesn't know how he got there, so he asks the nurse and says "the last thing I remember is being in the women's washroom and playing with all the cool buttons", the nurse replies, "Yeah, you must have been having a great time'til you pressed automatic tampon removal!"
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