Itchy, sweaty, hot and tired.

Horrible day in work, have not long got back.


1) Woman fell in bathroom injuring self
2) Man blew all fuses in room by ironing
3) Same man decided to iron in corridor
4) Somehow an area not 30 yards from said man lost all lighting
5) Tour of 30 turned up with 45 huge bags
6) Tour turned out to be Israeli and were rude, arrogant and bastards, especially the tour organiser who is the only one who could speak English
7) Tour couldn't work out how to open bedroom doors and complained that keys didn't work
8) Driver informed us that tour are idiots
9) Tour complain bitterly about air con in rooms
10) Tour all demand fans as its still hot, 16 rooms 3 fans
11) Gents urinal in staff room blocks
12) I am sent into loft to locate stopcock... Which isn't up there
13)I am itchy from insulation
14) Its 30 degrees inside work